srednjačkih Here are a few (at best!) New hororčića too bedastih to deal with them in detail, and yet, one would refrain fool to want to looking, and briefly describe what they did to me: I go from worst (1 -) to something a little less bad (3 -).
THE GOATHERD
CHILE, 09
(*)
1 -
The Chilean torture is torture porn indescribable scale: do not help either natural mountain beauty when a camera with a bad itch, taken by your light, does not help that this is najrudimentarniji of all (anti) Plot: Two girls are zaplaćuju the mountain, one tuned / broken foot, call a shepherd who turns out to love to torture women, but even more viewers in the long staff dealt with their fucking little sheep ... he tortured them, so that a free and sjeb him, a little blood breast in the dark, and sense, and the point niđe - even sadistic set- pisova or good effects for those who are here because of this (and no other reason)! You searched Dadaist film? Here is it! It makes NO SENSE!
DEN-SEN students INFECTION
JAP, 06
* (*) ;
1 +
Iscimao I to this locate just because you sign Shozin Fukui , a director I am very dear 964 PINOCCHIO and RUBBER'S LOVER (click on the links for my rivjue) . My happiness was not the end when I discovered is that it is a horror film! Alas, the horror is just the experience of watching this nonsense. The plot is a typical J-horror classics: an obscure TV station received footage allegedly incite the audience to samoubije. The reporter and her cameraman go to one of the most boring najpužolikijih and investigations in the history of JH's, only to come to one of najbezveznijih results. There is no trace of inspiration in this cheap-looking, and apparently mercenary video work. All around him was so corny and clumsy to me hopeful wants to believe that Fukui, disgusted dunce scenario, this is deliberately directed to look like a parody of J-horror ofucani motives and situations, but - even so, what All this, if the parody is stupid and negledljivija of what (perhaps) a parody?
BABY SHOWER
SPA, 11
* (*)
2 -
One pregnant girdles in his house in the countryside of a small group of his quasi-girlfriend, from which one - no one knows who - spanđala with her beloved, and is preparing to run away with him as tomorrow. Well, not so fast! It begins as a dull-slaughter in the background of an extremely stupid and incredibly ugly soap opera actress - a truly amazing, however, were able to find at least some English girls okay, no matter what the plot requires Gadura, because despite so much ženskinju on the screen, All have some kind of bastards that God has preserved, and therefore all this is intolerable and mučnije watch. That is, if I am already, you do not have to.
THE RITE
USA, 11
**
2
This is exactly what you would expect of the film with this plot and this team, and promotion - especially if you read my Faustian display, since it is yet another hard rubbing izanđale formula of zabludeloj sheep (pop-suspected) that, after a series of "demonic" manifestations, in the end back herd, thanks to the Devil, that is. Catholic faith. Not only is this an ideological Bljuzga, but in some corny plot devoid of any breath of freshness, originality, or interesting - is not even silly enough to approach the shake, or explicitly enough to be exploited, but it is completely loaded some sort of feigned, fake " gloom, "inflated and nonexistent" weight " and (melo) drama, which does not correspond to these antics, and this stretched deja makes you work harder to track. Even the "besieged" Anthony Hopkins has too little, too late, that his rictus grimace and justify wasting time on this.
SECONDS APART
USA, 11
**(*) ;
2 +
Another fairly common, but watchable video clip about evil twins - this time, two high school students who have the power to, joint effort, influencing the minds of the people in your area so that they inserted into the brain all sorts of ideas, images and intentions, and thus indirectly, where necessary, to death. In the end it turns out they even telekinesis is not the party (although it is unclear why he did not use before that), a key power is related to sucmurasto, smandrljani twist that it blurs more than it explains, or "mean". It is nice painted and well staged, but too sketchy and not ambitious (particularly with regard to "project" our BLIZNICA). Storyline is predictable routine, partly borrowed from the Dead Ringers: the arrival of fraternal equilibrium violates ženskinje eager to be involved in a pair of two sensitive, leading to a gradual end of the cleft and somewhat similar to that of Kronijevom masterpisu - only here, of course, does not have the connotation nor the emotional impact. Things further cheapens the cliché black cop who investigates a series of suspicious deaths: still besieged by women from the past - failed to save her from a fire = guilt and occasional nightmares (not to revive particularly eventful film) - and "redemption" when at the end from fire rescue another woman. Zeeeev.
WAKE WOOD
UK, 11
**(*) ;
2 +
Srednjački, watchable hororčić the family who would like to revive Cerčić casualties, the three days, is particularly interesting because of the always-entertaining environment in rural England score and twisted them, pagan customs, which here receive iconographic innovative twist (a specific ritual to revive the dead), although it is very absurd and hardly compatible with the prevailing "realism." Do not fall for exaggerated comparisons with WICKER MAN-om and the like. classics, this classic is not in the announcement, and has a very moderate recommendation only obsessed fans of horror, starved for something-how much tolsna not spit in the face of the viewer. Semi-fairy-tale horror (like the "monkey paw" or its stivenkingizaciju in Pet Sematary) is not connected with the most successful attempts at drama, but let's say you have here a few noteworthy scenes (ritual mentioned vaskrsenija; suffering under bull ass ...) and that the all moderate smooth and politely informed that it may look.
LOS OJOS DE JULIA
SPA, 11
**(*)
3 -
well photographed (in English!) and well directed, but by convention written horror-thriller about a woman who lost his vision, and perhaps a reason, and that the killer ganja , I was not able to pull in your tighter plot, or that interested me for its distinctly unlikeable characters and minorities Adventures, and, consequently, to involve me in a drama or suspense, which are competent but do not exceed the level of mediocre, conventional, strictly one-off nature, forgetful. Comparisons with ORFANATO, for example, are completely idiotic: this movie is not of that rank - perhaps by the Budget and ambition, but not by reaching the quality. But, this is for two shades better than the average horror USA Today, and when no rain is good and the English Town (ie, English Village).
