Thursday, May 26, 2011

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John Carpenter's THE WARD (2010)


**
2 +

If there is any film due to which with the greatest pleasure I ate his words and his predictions and admitted that I made a mistake, then it is Karpenterov THE WARD. I wish I could once, for a change, and just this occasion, reject what TOLD YA SO! and instead say: "You know it when I said that this can not have more than 3 - and father to fuck?" Well, I joined up. This is really not understood, a great horror from the masters of the genre with a hidden quality were not adequately understood by previous critics and audience, because these were actually the pigs by this cast pearls in vain. "
Alas!

criticism of the ward described as srednjački, at best, they were right . My premonitions and fears were in place.

the ward is simply irrelevant to a perfect movie. Its irrelevance simply screaming out of it louder than a cheap audio + music booming for grinding and twitching of simplicity. Carpenter is in this so little attended to, in comparison, looks like a classic GIALLO Arđento and SCREAM 4 as Craven in his most formal release.

THE WARD, unfortunately, is yet another sad testimony to the shell, which, by habit and inertia, still called the name John Carpenter ceased to inhabit an entity that made HALLOWEEN, THE THING, PRINCE OF DARKNESS. Where is he, what's with him, will ever go back (Aha! "Father, just as it is not!) - The issue is for another article. Other than a few repetitive stedikem staff polumračnih hall mental hospital, at night, when it thunders outside and seva like in a horror Skorsezeovom resurrection from the 1940s, everything else is bare routine at a moderate direct-to-DVD scripts a (male).

Now, this is a sign (Ratko) young-debut, we could say that this orgy of banality and neinspirisanih deja chase may be used as a business card for something better and bigger - but Even then, if the ward compared with the something that is the plot, setting and (not) somewhat similar inspiration, and the film ST. ANGE , which debuted Pascal Lozier (Martyrs), we find that even-more generally mediocre - debut work of the French people had more energy, imagination, visual quality, bizarre and cords than inspiration in this work the old master, who acts as that he had done for him one of his hard-working but uninspired student.

I know that passionate and uncritical Karpenterofili every frame of this film pry under the spotlight, and his search for the presence of "Master". They najzaluđeniji, deeply trapped in the past, most prone to denial, surely it somewhere and find it. But trust me - that Karpenterovo name is not on the peak, hardly anyone would have the need to even bother this, much less anyone should think of it, watching this blindly, because the ward like a Carpenter as much EASTERN PROMISES looks like Cronenberg, while the latter is nonetheless a few shades better (and more valuable) film.

what's worse - not only is this bad for Carpenter, this is bad for anyone. Scenario carries much of the blame, because terminally, hopelessly stupid, uninspired, blank. Amber Heard is a sweet girl, but maybe too cute modeling to achieve a sympathetic rebel charisma that her scenario is not adequately provided.
What we have here is a story about that stuffed piromANkA Sr. Member where the doctors hold sharp knives, letter on their desks while receiving patients and where patients are free to going through the room where the drugs are, without supervision, and where every day is sunny and cloudless but where every night, without exception, thunder and seva as there will dawn tomorrow. There is also indicates the spirit of some monstrous zombie girls inclined to the other models-patient draws the room for treatment-torture, and there it headed for lobotomy freedom and fry them a hot plate for electric shocks.

It is difficult to say whether nezanimljivije the girls themselves, or "mystery" regarding the "spirit", or ways of ghostly manifestations, or are you short and stupid crimes. One thing is certain - now a hundred times prežvakani "turnaround" is evident from the start, and its pale light of all this tepid and lame events become more senseless and tupavija. Strictly speaking, many nonsense are, to some extent, justified that twist, but it is a pathetic excuse for 90 minutes bezvezarija.

the ward is an extremely dull film to watch, and just as uninteresting to describe and criticism, both a waste of time, and therefore, apart from warning to lower expectations - for I know that you still want to check yourself all this - I really do not know what I would still say that. Say that camera is okay, but not at the level Karpenterovih classics, and music, which is not on the radio (hated it? Is not it there?) Is a further nail in the coffin for the old John - Plain tral-la churns out what is the average direct-to-DVD stupidarije, unworthy of directors who are, when it is not on what I did, composed of people such as Jack Nietzsche and Ennio Morricone, but unfortunately worthy and maybe even too good for this in what is now specifically pasted.

Perhaps it was nothing to write that this is at least a half-assed Carpenter, like vampires, and even misguided Carpenter, as Ghosts of Mars, but brothers and sisters, THE WARD Carpenter is not, therefore, this depressing footnote to his career and deserves further the story.

(PS: Yes, even the shower scene of these models has been done in irritating PG-13 bare-back-at-best fashion, and the effects of the masks are kept to a minimum, and this is not as exploitation has nothing to offer when he is completely hollow as a drama, or suspense).

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